Yeah, this is why we don’t have tv. I’m watching a commercial for “SpeediCath”… Catheter for women on the go. Purse-sized, just like your lipstick.
I have lost Waffle Sunday to XBL.
P.s. we have the DVD too; forgot it is a combo pack!
Watch Hugo. Need to borrow the Blu-ray? Gimme a text/message.
Funny story; jasper made me coffee in my thermos this morning, which I happened to be drinking when the light turned green sending coffee sloshing all over my face/throat and down my front. Turns out all that coffee got caught by my glorious boobs and didn’t TOUCH my white shirt! Also I can stuff 5 fast-food napkins in the front panel of my bra.
Hello Internet at large: I need a USB disc drive, windows compatible, to borrow for a day. Anyone have one I could get my grubby paws on?
I PASSED MY PRACTICAL!!! Say hello to your new esthetician/skin care expert!!!! XD SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg. Janitors are DUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMB. How many ways can you tell the idiot to look at the packing slip, it’s on one of boxes, it’s yellow, it’s in a plastic sleeve, it says PACKING SLIP….
7-fucking-am and why have I not fallen back asleep yet? MOTHERFUCKING WILD TURKEYS WILL NOT SHUT THE HELL UP. Driving away the little shits with anything less than a BB gun just makes them louder. -_- I should be sleeping another 2.5 hrs at least. Gah. TURKEY MURDER RAGE!!!
Oh, it’s nothing. Jut the first time in two years (the entire amount of time I’ve known him) that my husband is genuinely ill. Fever breached 100, sent him to bed with soup.
Oh! Happy Pi day! Eat a pie! Or a pizza I suppose. :D
Fuu. Anyone I know have the December issue of Vogue with Charlize Theron? Honey leaked on mine :(