JBLM range 15! Been a while! XD

Well the kittencats are both home safely this morning. Now can I go back to sleep?!

Fuckassdamnshitwhoreballs. Andromeda’s gone missing.

“new video about mind control cunnilingus” real spam email subject line.

Rabbit rabbit. ZZzzz

Mmmmmm steak night!!

Watching a kids show about animals and they’re featuring the Honey Badger. I’m still waiting for them to say it. #nannylife

Ritz crackers are made of fairy dust. They prevent the mommy’s-leaving-it’s-the-end-of-the-world screaming kicking meltdown. MAGIC I TELL YOU!! #nannylife

Wednesday and then just two or three days next week and I’m done! Looking forward to throwing myself into my esto business and makeup artistry!

Motherfuckercocksucksonofabitch. I have to work today. One goddamn day with my husband is all I wanted, but no. Oh, and BOTH kids all day. 9 hours. Fuck. #nannylife

I may or may not have accidentally punched a chair while chasing the fat one off the long one’s mesh cage lid. Ow.

I love being a girl gamer because I can paint my nails and then game while they dry. So easy!!

If anyone ever tries to argue with me about any amount of glitter being “too much”… Dita Von Teese. Your arguments are all invalid.